Here Comes A New Challenger! (Two Of ‘Em!)
Perhaps one of the rarest occurrences in the lifespan of a fansite staff member is when he or she evolves, levels up, or otherwise jumps the shark in the form of being hired by the very developers producing the game that the fansite follows. Well, lightning has struck twice here at Hellgate Guru. And so! Without further ado! It’s my pleasure to (re)introduce our newly ascended Hellgate Guru staff members!
In the left corner, wearing orange, weighing in at next to nothing and towering above almost everything (no kidding either, guy’s damn tall), it’s the fearsome Taylor “Chatroom Terror” Balbi, previously known as Krazy Kaution, one of our Technical Crew members! And in the right corner, also wearing orange, weighing in at…wait, he didn’t write numbers in the weight and height boxes, just “DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU…” — it’s none other than the impervious speed hack maestro, Joshua “Ihasaflavour” Galvin, whose mild-mannered alter ego is Technical Director Pyke, one of the administrator triad here at Hellgate Guru. And now, to the more than 5500 in attendance and the millions watching worldwide (hey, I can hope), let’s get ready to Hellgaaaaaaaaaate!
Lighthearted announcements aside, major congratulations and kudos on being hired by Flagship Studios and/or Ping0, gents. Now I want to have a good, clean fight, got it?
– Scapes
